I always promised my friends if I started a blog, it would only contain a list of things pissing me off so here it is, of course, I still haven't currently shared this blog with anyone I know in real life but I'm sure one day I will and they will be looking for this list:
1. Stupid people - self explanatory
2. Waking up to stupid headlines such as "Caffeine habit may increase risk of miscarriage" - that 's just freakin' great. Now I can expect to get such comments from friends and family like "maybe you drank too much caffeine while you were pregnant and that's what caused the miscarriages, next time don't drink so much. Cannot believe it, that should be posted under things that make me go GRRRRRRR.
3. Leggings - I don't get this new trend. I wore them in the 80's and when I see old pictures of myself in them, I wonder why my mother was so cruel and let me wear them. Of course, she also let me wear the oh-so-fashionable combination of red sweat pants with a rabbit fur coat to my friends 8th birthday party so I now seriously question myself as to why I ever let her dress me. They are not cute, really, or at least they weren't cute on my 8 year old self.
4. My mean spiteful body - I still haven't forgiven you for completing farking with me lately. War has been declared, I will one day win. The stupid spotting from 2DPO till the end of my cycle will NOT happen this next cycle, I've been put on the good hormones, consider yourself warned. Current Score: Body - 1, JAMS - 0
5. Alarm clocks - I think mine broke this morning, while I loved sleeping in, it also forced me to stay at work later.
6. Work - it's tax season and my job really sucks.
7. Coworkers that don't speak English - once again, self-explanatory.
On a positive note, things that made me giggle today:
1. I just noticed the new tampons I bought have inspirations sayings on the packaging. One earlier today said "Get in the Game", seriously. It also "Develop a Bold Attitude", I'm now going to look to my tampons for inspiration and cheerleading. I accidentally bought the Playtex Sport, had no idea it came with phrases, what an odd thing to include on a tampon. On another note, I feel very athletic while wearing said tampon, I didn't trip or fall all day, which for me, is miraculous.
2. While looking for toilet paper earlier at Target, I finally found the toilet paper under the aisle that said cleaning products. I don't know why I found this funny, I just did.
3. Open-toed thong sandals........with pantyhose.......in the middle of winter - self explanatory
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